It has been something like around a month since I have been looking for a job, with clearly no success. Incredibly a large number of people whom I regard as wankers have been able to get jobs; why is this? I’ve got an idea, I think it is because people don’t like hiring somebody smarter than them. That explains it, why hire somebody who is much cleverer than you when the economy is worse than Derby County last year (Yeah its that bad). Moving onto decidedly more important thing than me making a living isn’t Phil Brown a right wanker, I don’t need to say any thing after the article written by that leprechaun from ArseBlog.
I said need not wont; HAHA suckers. I issue a death sentence on Phil brown for his heretical slurs on The Arsenal football club. How dare he, the orange fucker; you’d think he was a Gay porn star from Miami with the tan he has, also since I don’t live in England can someone please enlighten me on what is wrong with Fabregas wearing a hodddie.
Hate Australia ? Yeah me two well not the country but the Government, can you believe they have created a blacklist of websites to stop people accessing child pornography. WOW I just realised how wrong that sounds/reads. I think its great that they want to stop that disgusting thing, but on their black list they have also added 2300 sites most of which don’t contain any child pornography. Incredibly one of the website is a dentist(Although that would explain why kids are so scared of dentists). Also a number of my favourite website that contain nothing to do with children but have a lot to do with the other part. How dare they stop me from having my fun time. I sincerely ask the UN to impose a trade embargo on the Australian government until they stop this fascist behavior. Everybody must get behind this, do not buy any memrobeilia that has a koala or a kangaroo or even a hybrid of the two, a Koaloo if you will (although admittedly that would be pretty fecking awesome), no ugg boots either.
I feel like I need to explain my self; I am not a hobo, bum or other street vagrant. I have just finished high school and am looking for a job before I start University in July I have to move out so that’s why I need some money.
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P.S I apologize for the large amount of porn references. Wont happen again.
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