Letter to the producers on Free To Air television

Dear local Free To Air television producers.

I am writing this letter to complain about the state of  Australian comedy. It is dead, the only notable exception is Chris lily. It seem, like you the producers would like to kill the brain cells of the viewing public by, forcing them to endure shows of the great comedic quality of Fat pizza and other enterprises by the geniuses behind that show. I would like to think that this letter will be read by someone who truly appreciates the Human need of brain cells and dully pulls the plug on any comedic works currently in the operating room.

The solution my friends, and I use this term loosely as what sort friend would force his friends to the torture that is Australian comedy ? Anyway back to the point, the solution is for you the producers to entrust me with the task of  saving Australian comedy. Yes me. My credentials you ask? Well I come from the team who watched The office (UK off course) and numerous other comedies  of a high calibre. Not enough for you. Well  it certainly matches if not bests the credentials of your TV stars. I have an amazing idea that will truly revolutionize Australian comedy. I cannot disclose this idea for fear of its genius being stolen, as it is truly that spectacular. The rest is up to you ABC/SBS as I have sent this to both of you, now it is up to you to reach me.

Yours Sincerely Nr790

I can be your saviour

ps: I have actually sent out this letter to  SBS AND ABC

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The day the world went crazy

It has been something like around a month since I have been looking for a job, with clearly no success. Incredibly a large number of people whom I regard as wankers have been able to get jobs; why is this? I’ve got an idea, I think it is because people don’t like hiring somebody smarter than them. That explains it,  why hire somebody who is much cleverer than you when the economy is worse than Derby  County last year (Yeah its that bad). Moving onto decidedly more important thing than me making a living isn’t Phil Brown a right wanker, I don’t need to say any thing after the article written by that leprechaun from ArseBlog.

I said need not wont; HAHA suckers. I issue a death sentence on Phil brown for his heretical slurs on The Arsenal  football club. How dare he, the orange fucker; you’d think he was a Gay porn star from Miami with the tan he has, also since I don’t live in England can someone please enlighten me on what is wrong with Fabregas wearing a hodddie.
Hate Australia ? Yeah me two well not the country but the Government, can you believe they have created a blacklist of websites to stop people accessing child pornography. WOW I just realised how wrong that sounds/reads. I think its great that they want to stop that disgusting thing, but on their black list they have also added  2300 sites most of which don’t contain any child pornography. Incredibly one of the website is a  dentist(Although that would explain why kids are so scared of dentists). Also a number of my favourite website that contain nothing to do with children but have a lot to do with the other part.  How dare they stop me from having my fun time. I sincerely ask the UN to impose a trade embargo on the Australian government until they stop this fascist behavior. Everybody must get behind this, do not buy any memrobeilia that has a koala or a kangaroo or even a hybrid of the two, a Koaloo if you will (although admittedly that would be pretty fecking awesome), no ugg boots either.

I feel like I need to explain my self; I am not a hobo, bum or other street vagrant. I have just finished high school and am looking for a job before I start University in July  I have to move out so that’s why I need some money.

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P.S  I apologize for the large amount of porn references. Wont happen again.

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